You may be a green-neck--

·          You own handbooks for older levels that you haven't reached yet.

·          People stop you at the market to ask how to join Girl Scouting/Guiding.

·          You never throw out ANYTHING without first thinking 'Could the troop use this
            in some way?'

·          You make campfire foods at home and serve them to your family to try out new
            recipes.

·          Your garage looks like a camp store.

·          At least one room in your house ALWAYS has some kind of Girl Scout
            paperwork strewn all over it.

·          People stop you at work to buy cookies...in July...and you HAVE some.

·          You introduce your daughters by program level.

·          You bring your daughter's handbook on vacation to see if you can knock off a
           few try-it/badge/IPP requirements.  

·          Your husband is afraid to take out the trash until you check it for possible craft
            materials.

·          You carry the troop telephone list, a first aid kit, paper towels, wet wipes, and
            a "lost and found" box in your car.

·          You have two grocery sacks filled with Styrofoam meat trays in the garage just in
            case you might need them for something.

·          When you use the saying "my girls" yet you only have 1 daughter...

·          You encourage your kids to eat tuna fish sandwiches to get the empty cans.

·          Co workers ask if you've got: an aspirin, a needle and thread, a safety pin...and you
            always do!

·          Most of your cutlery has the remnants of nail-varnished initials from last year's
            camp?

·          One consideration while buying your next vehicle is "how many girls with sleeping
            bags and backpacks can I fit in this thing"?

·          You will buy almost anything from the clearance bins for a dollar or two because
            you just know you'll think of some way the girls can use it.

·          You wake up early on your neighborhood's recycling day to check out the bins on
            your block before the truck comes by.

·          You kept right on being SUM for 8 years after your only child (daughter)
            graduated from high school.